Q. What the heck is going on?
A. We're playing a game. Come join us!
Q. What if I don't like games? Or animals? Or fun?
A. Well....
Q. Just kidding. I like things. Where can I buy Animal Watch?
A. Ha! You really got me. Just click the "Buy Now" buttons. There are two on the main page.
Q. Is it difficult to learn to play?
A. No. After one practice round, you'll go, "Oh, OK. Got it."
Q. Who can play the game?
A. All humans and animals can play.
Q. For real?
A. No, that was a lie.
Q. Are you being funny?
A. I'm sorry.
Q. How many humans can play?
A. Anywhere from 2 to 6 players.
Q. Are you being funny again?
A. No, that's real.
Q. All righty. Are we done?
A. Yes.